Carolyn's H.O.W.G. - Star Date - July 27, 06

 

Tee Hee.  What a wacky world.

 

Observations of T.V. Commercials: 

 

The announcer says (in a deep meaningful voice that one knows is going to utter something of life and death importance)  "There's only room for one great passion in life!"   A slinky woman drapes herself over a man who is watching a ball game on T.V.  He, like one in a trance, drops all to follow her.  (Presumably to the bedroom)  The commercial is for Viagra.

 

Does eternal bliss follow?  I don't think so.  But the illusion sells a lot of pills.

 

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A long-legged (skinny) girl (in a certain pair of jeans) walks intensely, with great determination, over obstacles and through wet cement,  to look deeply into the eye's of a young man.  (How can they do that with a straight face and not giggle?)  The mating call of jeans is so powerful!  (You figure)

 

More like untamed youth "in season:"  two dogs who scent one another through the asphalt jungle and end up nose-to-nose. (What's wrong with this picture?)  (Maybe aliens can rub noses and mate.)  Maybe.

 

Meanwhile, in the background one hears Johnny Cash's famous song, ""Because You're mine, I Walk The Line."  Ahhhh.  The lure of the jungle.

 

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A cell phone commercial:

 

"Ancient Wisdom teams up with modern technology."  (Raised eyebrows.  Me.)  It does?  Magical incantations on the cell phone? How to become an ascended master on the inter-net (in five easy steps).

 

Sure it's easy.

 

1.  Set your goals.   

2.  Focus your intentions.

3.  Visualize the desired results  (you may cut out pictures and make a treasure map)

4.  Write down 5 things that you expect to happen and put them where you see them often. Review them several times a day, especially before you sleep.

5.  Give thanks to the mystical energy that enables this to happen.  This emphasizes that you believe and accept that it is being done.

 

Or - Contact a motivational expert and pay him/her a lot of money to be your "Entrepreneurial Motivator."  They will then tell you to:  1.  Set your goal.  2. Clearly focus your intentions. 3. Definitively visualize the desired results.  4.  Write down five things that you expect to happen - that you intensely want.  Review them several times a day, especially before you sleep.  5.  Give thanks to "seal the deal."

 

And you will be " a motivated person."  (Or obsessive/compulsive)

 

(Then sit down and write me a check for $1,000 for being your "Life Coach.")  :o)

 

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Carolyn's H.O.W.G. - Star Date - July 28, 06

 

 

I'm so glad that I was told by my Teacher that I was a teacher and not a minister.  Being what people believe is a minister is next to impossible:  Be a good shepherd (hold their hand, always be available to their needs), be a perfect administrator (keep everything running perfectly with no upsets, and under budget), be kind and gentle and make everyone feel good (but be forceful and energetic), have vision, be innovative (but keep everyone's "security blanket" safe and the same), keep up with all the new, metaphysical "woo woos", be conversant with all the new books and new gurus on the market, know every new psychic fad that comes along, bring in the top-name speakers (for little or nothing), be a financial wizard and work magic with donations (but don't make money the focus of the ministry), always be the first to call or visit (but don't "bug" or annoy people),  follow all of the "suggestions" (instructions) that you are given (but don't let special people or interest groups control you),  always know when someone is ill, depressed, or in the hospital (without being told), choose the right (pertinent) topics for classes and Sunday lessons, etc. etc. etc. ad infinitum.  (It always helps to be both tall enough and short enough; have one blue eye and one brown; dress casually (like the people), yet conservatively, like the minister. :o) )  "Be ye all things to all people"  in appropriate measure.

 

Geez.

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Carolyn's H.O.W.G. - August 2, '06

 

Boy was I "blitzed" for a few days.  Too much heavy, diversified energy Sunday.

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I see the family members of my congregation aging.  (Not me, of course)  :o)  There is sadness to it because there is so often a slow transference of soul-energy from the physical earth plane to another, more etheric one.

 

Consciously, we resist this orderly process, but often the soul-self demands it and creates the condition for its release.  Even in young people, we frequently find that the soul has completed its purpose; fulfilled its sacred contract.

 

It happens to us all.  Our parents leave, then our siblings, relatives, friends, partners, and even children.  Our hearts seem to break because they go into the "far country" where we can no longer see them physically, whenever and as we want. 

 

So, our friend, "Death," becomes a "gruesome specter" in our movies and in our minds.

 

I wonder, would we be happy if we heard that each one that left this realm had won a fabulous vacation at a five-star hotel in a tropical paradise or in a place of unbelievable, majestic beauty?  (With all the amenities, of course:  delightful food, soul-stirring music, dancing, laughing, relaxation, massage - anything good that could be imagined.)

 

Of course we would be happy for them - maybe even a little envious.

No one has been able to adequately describe the wonders of the "other side" of this "veil of tears."  Language fails us, and to others it may seem as if we are babbling idiots.

 

We tend to confuse this physical body with the spirit (the Real) of us, failing to realize that

this body is just our mode of transportation on this planet; our "earth suit."  It has a wonderful ability to repair itself, to be healed, but eventually our soul wants to be freed of the burdens of weight and gravity;  the enormous  emotional entanglements of earth life.  (It can be like swimming in p-nut butter) 

 

When the soul (not the conscious mind) is ready, it makes its preparations - and leaves.

 

Were we more enlightened, we would celebrate the newly-found freedom; not mourn.  Could we but realize - nothing has ended; much has begun.

 

I often see older ones clinging desperately to a body that has been "used-up."  It has aches and pains and infirmities.  The soul is limited in how it can express through such a vehicle, but fears to let it go.  Did it but know (and not taught in our society) that it has enacted this scenario many times before.

 

"What is now, has been before, and will be again."  (Eccl.  3:15)

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Carolyn's H.O.W.G. - Star Date Aug. 3, '06

 

"What is this thing called love?"  (Title of an old, throbbing, passionate love song)

I think of the various emotions we attribute to the phenomena of love:  friendship, parental, sibling rivalry (which can be a frustrating experience), how we "love" apple pie, or chocolate - and that tender, or erotic "dance" we have with a "significant other."

 

In school, I studied what was then called "progressive monogamy."  (Well stated by the King of Siam in the musical, "The King and I"):  "The bee goes from flower to flower to flower. . . . .the flower does not go from bee to bee to bee."  One may be totally monogamous at this time - one bee, one flower.  In the next hour (or day, or week, or month, or year, etc.) the bee is seeking "honey" from yet a new flower.  (Bees can be either male or female)  :o)  Some bees seem to have an insatiable appetite.  They are addicted to "honey-highs."

 

What is it that we really seek; crave?  Alcohol?  Drugs?  Food?  Love?

 

Could it be that some feel an empty "hole" in their heart?  Surely the alcohol, or drugs, or food, or "honey," can fill that "hole." ? ? ? ? ?

 

But - it never does!  And, thus, we get "trapped in matter."  Or bound to the "wheel of karma" - doomed to repeat our experiences, our lives, over and over. 

 

Always with different people, different faces, different names, different places - same basic scenarios.)

 

Until - one bright and beautiful day - we, (as Eric Butterworth said) "Get sick and tired of being sick and tired."  Then the caterpillar is ready to risk being a butterfly.  We fly high enough (in vibration) to see that the feeling of emptiness, the "hole," is never filled by what we stuff into ourselves, or indulge in physically by "flower-flitting."  It was within us all along.  (Seemed to be hiding maybe.)  :o)

 

The song continues:  "Just who can solve it's mystery?"  Who?  Why, You.  Me.

"Why should it make a fool of me?"

 

True love doesn't - illusion can (and often does).  Actually, nothing can make a fool of us except ourselves.  We can make a very thorough job of it.  Often do. 

 

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Carolyn's H.O.W.G. - Star Date - August 5, '06

 

 

What a world!  Now "recreational" drugs are just about the norm.  Why?  Because people want an altered state of consciousness.  We don't want to see the world of form as we have created it to be.  We want a magic ingredient to turn "this" into Wonderland.  We want to be "high" (vibrationally) because drugs can open channels in the brain in order to experience things not normally perceived.  They can't keep us there, however.  And, they are very (dangerously) addictive.

 

The "higher realms" can be experienced by humans - but is, in a sense, earned.  One should not try to enter through the door of the sheep-fold, nor storm the gates of heaven, as a thief and a robber. (John 1:10)  (Having the prizes and rewards of expanded consciousness without the dedication and commitment of the heart).

 

There are repercussions to drug use:  "bad trips," physical and emotional dependency, destroyed physical mechanisms.  There are repercussions to "forced" kundalini awakenings: the things similar to the above, insanity, an unprepared physic and physical body. (Like trying to run 220 volts through equipment suited to only 110 volts)

 

There are natural "highs" and a natural awakening that takes place as one settles into a life of God-consciousness.  These are safe.  (Addictive in their way, but safe)  :o)

 

Like the lotus, roots in the mud, the blossom opens (unfolds) on top of the water.  Petal by petal the precious blossom is revealed.  I don't think there are any "short-cuts" to heaven.  As Scripture says:  "Ye are bought with a price." - the price of your entire ALL.

 

Our physical structure (roots) are of the "radiant dust of the earth;"  our soul-awakening blossoms petal by petal, as we become aware of other dimensions.

 

What would happen to "heaven" if all of the earthly inhabitants invaded it?  We would undoubtedly soil it with foul language, sordid sexual indulgences, wars, egocentric shenanigans, etc.  "Hey gang - let's go to heaven this weekend and liven it up a bit!"  It would no longer be a sweetly pure experience.

 

No, don't now - have never had a "recreational" drug.  (Can't stand the few I've had for medicinal purposes.  I don't like the feeling.)  I don't find that I need to escape from - myself.  (Can't really be done - "Wherever you go, there you are")

 

I think I was born with a healthy "respect/regard" for things that seem magical.  Usually they are manipulation of vibration.  For what purpose?

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UNITY CENTER OF INFINITE POSSIBILITIES

Carolyn Crane, Minister